How long has the Contract been up

On May 2nd, 2025—on a strangely beautiful yet weird Friday—Skootish, known as the DougDoug employee, was fired from his job by the CEO of DougDoug Corporation : DougDoug. At exactly 9:00 AM, Skootish was minding his own business, far removed from anything DougDoug-related. He was simply at a Costco, buying a $1.50 hot dog with his hard-earned cash. Nothing unusual. Nothing suspicious. Then it happened. DougDoug then proceded to barge into the costco by smashing the window using a sledgehammer despite the door being wide open. Without hesitation, he charged through the store at full sprint—eyes locked on Skootish. Before anyone could react, he tackled him to the ground and started beating the shit out of him. The assault lasted seventeen minutes. Seventeen horrifying, bloody minutes. No words. No reason. Just raw, mindless violence. And then, as if possessed by something inhuman, DougDoug poured gasoline over Skootish's mangled, barely-recognizable body. He stood there for a second, calm, breathing deeply... then flicked a lighter. And dropped it. Flames engulfed what was left of Skootish. DougDoug sat there. Watching. For over an hour......... Silent. Still. Smiling. Among the stunned witnesses was

Twitch Chat itself—watching the event unfold in real-time, frozen in horror. In a later interview, Twitch Chat had this to say: “He was beating him... and every "dong" we heard echoed through our souls. We couldn’t believe it. This bald bastard, who sucks at 2D platformers, was just beating the living hell out of an innocent man. And then... he burned him.” But it didn’t end there. As DougDoug realized we were all watching... he slowly turned his head toward the camera. That smile twisted. His face contorted into something... wrong. Something otherworldly. He took a deep breath—and then said the words none of us will ever forget: "WHAT IS UP TWITCH CHAT! TODAY, AS YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN, GTA 6 GOT DELAYED------—SO, AS WE ALL KNOW, I FIRED SKOOTISH! WHAT, YOU THOUGHT------ I MEANT 'FIRE' AS IN TERMINATION? NOOO, I MEANT -------LITERALLY BURNING HIM ALIVE! ANYWAY, CAN I GET SOME ------TWITCH PRIMES WHILE WE WAIT FOR HIM TO --- FULLY DISINTEGRATE?"